The switch was made last week, actually, and those of us who missed it lost out on a chance to witness Chi-Chi's self-inflicted demise. His cat-like athleticism, it seems, fell victim to his equally cat-like attention span, and he failed a challenge in an epic display of stupidity.
But no matter! This week belongs to Garth, a man who can best be compared to a winner of one of those "World's Ugliest Dog" competitions. There is almost nothing likable or attractive about him, yet he is also strangely adorable. Here is a highlight reel of Garth's "best" moments from last night's show:
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Garth and Feisty are this week's captains, and although they initially conspired to guarantee each other's safety, Garth pulls a last-second betrayal and sends Feisty home. His goal is to secure an alliance with Mindy, who has proven to be a much stronger competitor and also to be — according to Monday's Rock of Love Girls: Where Are They Now? special — a food fetish calendar girl. But who knows what insidious betrayals are yet to come?