WE'RE DIRTY: Oil sands. You wanna get paid these days? Get your hands into some oil sands. Deep into em. Then pull out that oil.
WE'RE TRAINING HARD: How do you get yourself $28 billion in the hole running a god damn urban mass transit system? Oh, that's right: by being crooks.
WE'RE SCROOGING: The Queen of England has canceled the Christmas Party. What do you think that means for you, worm? Hint: nothing good. Grab the diamonds and wood and make your way out of town. If things keep going like this, we're all gonna end up living in Queens.