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If he's lying send him a picture of a Brown or Black baby crying on a plane.
Because sex is amazing and magical and flooring/tiles are not.
Poodle Balls? Awesomely offensive.
I guess, "So what are you reading?" just doesn't make that sparky first impression.
Who doesn't love a little indecent exposure?