Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs
Why am I singling out white babies? Cause minority babies know to shut the fuck up on planes. For real.Thu Oct 21 11:23:50 via Twitter for iPhone
If he's lying send him a picture of a Brown or Black baby crying on a plane.
Masturbating is to sex as regrouting tile is to sex.Thu Oct 21 14:07:46 via web
Because sex is amazing and magical and flooring/tiles are not.
You ever get crabs? No? Me. Twice. Same girl.
Think I would learn my lesson. Had to shave my balls.
They ended up looking like poodles.Thu Oct 21 14:52:33 via web
Poodle Balls? Awesomely offensive.
Train note! Slapping a book out of a lady's hand on the train and then asking "why you keep droppin' yr book?!" is not flirting.Thu Oct 21 16:20:37 via web
I guess, "So what are you reading?" just doesn't make that sparky first impression.
Every time I take a cab I like to pretend I am on that "Taxicab Confessions" program so I can take my top off. The drivers always love it.Thu Oct 21 19:10:48 via TweetDeck
Who doesn't love a little indecent exposure?