Does that make Burlesque is comparable to Cross Roads? We're pretty sure that was also Britney Spears' 14-year-old brain child.

Grown men still can't sleep at night from 2D Paranormal Activity. We can only imagine the psychological damage that would be caused by a 3D version.

Okay… That may be the most adorable tweet ever.

We can only hope.

Is Doug implying what we think he's implying? Note to self: Never fall asleep at a party. Ever. Again.