And now, your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs!
I read that Taylor Swift wrote an angry song about John Mayer. Why not one about me. Some fuck you Judd Apatow you hurt me country song.
Judd Apatow wants Taylor Swift to write an angry country song about him. How does "Dear Judd" sound?
Tony Romo is out with broken collarbone. Brett Favre out with fractured ankle. I smell a sit-com
David Letterman producer Justin Stangel talks about this weekend's football injuries. That sitcom doesn't sound that bad—it can be the next Two and A Half Men! The "half" being Brett Favre's penis.
I think I want to be Jaden Smith for Halloween, but don't know how to pull it off...
Aziz Ansari talks upcoming Halloween celebrity costume ideas.
Some people seem to think that Charlie Sheen's medication wasn't an over-the-counter pain reliever. I think you guys owe him an apology.
Michael Ian Black talks drunk Charlie Sheen. We're right there with you, Michael—how dare anybody think he was on anything stronger than Tylenol.
On my way to Canada where Celin Dion just gave birth to twins. Quite an achievement given her age and face.
Jeffrey Ross congratulated/burned 42 year-old Celine Dion on the birth of her twins.