Want to check out the schedule, set-up, and every other miscellaneous detail for tomorrow's "Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Fear" in Washington? We've obtained a copy of the official permit, pages of which you can check out below.

The most important page you'll want to look at is #30, which shows the schedule and (most) of its performers. (Sam Waterston is reading a poem! Why?)


Then there's logistical stuff, with maps of the stage set-up on the National Mall and vendor stations as well as a porta-potty count. You can also learn the color-coded hierarchy of guest passes! Dark blue passes with a red trim, for example, indicate "VIP" status. These are the people at whom you'll bitterly shake your fists when they walk by.