Here's the first minute of San Diego ABC affiliate Channel 10's 11:00 AM newscast from September 12*, video of which hit the web yesterday. Everything that could have gone wrong did. Everything. Yes, folks—worst newscast ever. Watch inside.

[There was a video here]

I can't stop cringing/laughing.

*We received a tip that alerted us to the fact that this clip is probably from September 12, 2007—and not September 12, 2010—as Lisa Lake left Channel 10 long ago. Also, there's a mention of Jon Stewart being tapped to host the Academy Awards at the bottom of the screen at some point. Whatever, it's still effing HILARIOUS/new to me (and hopefully to you, too). (Thanks, Armando!)