Last night's WWE Monday Night Raw included a vignette in which pro-wrestling don Vince McMahon awoke from a coma to discover his wife had wasted $50 million on a Senate campaign. It's funny because it's true!
With the aid of a doctor played by Freddie Prinze Jr., a bedridden McMahon tears the IV tube from his arm and gapes in horror that wife Linda McMahon is the GOP's Connecticut Senate candidate.
We know how you feel, Vince. It horrifies us, too. Anyway, McMahon goes on to lay a turd on his wife's political opponent, Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal.
Thank you, McMahon family, for providing us with the greatest political poop joke in American history, second only to Martin Van Buren's touchstone "If it's brown, flush it down" speech of 1839. [WWE via InspectahShrek]