Charlie Sheen's Hooker Made a Psychic Sex TapeS

Wearing the same bra she wore on Girls Gone Wild, Capri Anderson made a spoof video where she played a high-end hooker who services Charlie Sheen. The weird part? She made it before her hotel-trashing encounter with Charlie.

Capri enters the scene at 1:00, when filmmaker Renato Carravaggio (who has since put the clip on Funny or Die) growls "High-end hookers for life, baby!" The goal is to show the world what it's like to be Charlie Sheen, only without the cocaine-snorting, hotel-trashing violence.

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Then they switch to some bizarre, goggle-wearing spoof of a pick-up artist. I don't find it that funny, but I lack a Y-chromosome. Capri looks cute, though!

Oddly, Carravaggio told the New York Daily News that he filmed the video in July, before Capri ever met Charlie. (Multiple reports say the hotel-trashing incident was their first encounter. Capri maintains it wasn't a paid encounter. Maybe because he stiffed her? Or maybe this Sheen-obsessed video means the version of hotel-trashing events where Capri starts as a fan, then worms her way into Charlie's good graces, is actually true?) When they filmed the video, Capri told Carravaggio she "wanted to get away from the adult entertainment business." [Funny or Die, NYDN, E!, Gothamist]

Previously:

Charlie Sheen's Hotel-Trashing Porn Star Lover Says He Abused Her
Every Horrible New Rumor About Charlie Sheen's $12,000 Hooker Freak-Out
Another Day, Another Hookers and Cocaine Rampage for Charlie Sheen