"Were you that much of a drunk?" And so opens Oprah's much anticipated interview with George W. Bush. Watch as the former president drudges up an anecdote from his ole "drunk as a skunk" days.

Is it just me or is Dubja a lot more awesome when he isn't holding the fate of the free world in his hands? Call me, George. You're not president anymore, let's Four Loko it up.