The annual godless atheist humanist War on Christmas starts just as early as the Corporate American Christmas Season, and with equal fervor. For at least the third straight year, atheists have chosen to assault god-fearing Americans, with advertisements. Godless advertisements.
The Freedom From Religion Foundation's offensively peppy calvacade of effete heathens.
The United Community of Reason's godless bus shelters.
The American Atheists' godless commuter billboard.
The American Humanist Association's blatant use of scripture to make god look bad, which is rude.
If you spot more examples in your town, don't email us, just shoot.