Rihanna to Smiling Children: F— YouS

The written word is not Rihanna's friend. Here, she poses with children while wearing a necklace that says "Fuck You." Don't you hate it when adorable children interfere with your badass 'tude?

To be fair, this wasn't Rihanna's fault: The child fans bombarded her while she was wandering the streets of New York. It's a little like the time you surprised your significant other by opening the door naked, only to discover Grandma was dropping by to return that casserole dish early. It's so awkward when disparate spheres of self-presentation intersect. But, hey, these kids have a way cooler memento than bargained for: Wall-to-wall tabloid coverage! Everybody wins when pop stars corrupt America's youth. [Image via Pacific Coast News. Click to enlarge]