This week on The Soup, Patti Stanger shares more than we want to know about Randy Quaid, George W. and Kanye's egos battle, and we're introduced to a Fashion Show contestant named Calvin who doesn't like to work with people.

Someone needs to trademark "Here go hell come" ASAP. Also included: RHOA's Kim trying to sing and Bret Michael's young daughter getting a fake tramp stamp drawn on her lower back.