The longer The Good Guys stays on, the closer we get to seeing a black-hatted moustachio tie a scantily-clad Jenny Wade to a railroad track. Thankfully, the show is just as willing to comically endanger its man-sels.

Last week, we introduced you to Samantha, whose youthful exuberance continues to provide Dan Stark with plenty of opportunities to educate us all in the tricks of his trade:

Meanwhile, Jack is trying to spend a quiet weekend away with Jenny Wade's character, Liz, to rekindle their flame. Work is never far behind, though, and it turns out that their bed and breakfast is being run by another veteran character actor [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0922995/] a weaselly armored-car robber. In this clip, Jack hides Dan in Narnia while a wine-fatigued Liz stokes the fires of desire:

Speaking of fires, when the bad guys eventually catch The Good Guys, they decide to tie them up in the B&B's massage shed and light it on fire. Call me a sadist, but their predicament had me in stitches:

Is it just my ears, or did Colin Hanks get away with an uncensored F-bomb in that sequence?

Liz eventually shows up to save the day and free our distressed man-sels, and the nefarious B&B-ers are apprehended. We all learn a valuable lesson: when you tie Bradley Whitford to a green massage table and film him from below, he looks exactly like Super Mario wearing the "frog suit" from Super Mario Bros. 3.