Alternative rock god Billy Corgan is miffed that a recently-reunited Pavement is trying to steal his thunder at a show with the Smashing Pumpkins in Brazil, so he's reviving the most boring rock "beef" of all time on Twitter.

Corgan is still upset that Pavement made fun of his crappy band's name 16 years ago in a song so Corgan did what any rational adult man would do... he talked some shit via Twitter.

Billy Corgan Reignites Rock Beef On Twitter

Thankfully we have William Patrick Corgan here to act as the standard bearer of the "alternative dream." After all, he does write songs about rats and vampires and cages and shit. Heavy stuff. Anyway, here's Pavement's "Range Life," which is what pissed Corgan off so many years ago in the first place.

[Guardian; Image via Getty]