Today at Gawker.TV, Emma Watson explains why she cut her hair, Kathy Griffin impersonates Justin Bieber, Daniel Radcliffe confuses horcruxes with Pokémon, Autotune The News appears on the Today Show, and Robin Sparkles returns with a pervy song about beavers.

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" width="160" height="120" />Robin Sparkles Returns With a Perverted Canadian Kids Show, Songs About Beaver
Before Robin Sparkles was a teen sensation, she and her BFF Jessica Glitter (Nicole Scherzinger) starred on a kids show called Space Teens. Little did they realize how pornographic the show would appear years later. Gratuitous slow-mo boob shots ahead!

Emma Watson on Her Pixie Haircut, and What She'll Do With a History Degree
Last night, Dave grilled Emma Watson on her short hair. According to Emma, "I was going through the Harry Potter breakup and it was time for a new look." Also inside: Emma's impression of an American accent.

Today Interviews Autotune The News' Gregory Brothers
As a part of the show's "viral week," the folks behind Autotune the News were interviewed and brought along a custom autotune just for Today. It features hilarious discourse between Matt Lauer, Kanye, and Bush singing "I love Conway" repeatedly.

Jimmy Fallon Introduces Daniel Radcliffe to Night Court, Compares Horcruxes to Pokémon
Daniel Radcliffe appeared on Late Night to talk about Friday's debut of the latest Harry Potter installment. However, Jimmy wanted to make sure he knew all about his future Broadway costar John Laroquette, and introduced him to Night Court.

Kathy Griffin Spoofs Justin Bieber's Upcoming Biopic
On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kathy donned wispy Bieber hair, a hat, and some smooth dance moves for a parody of Never Say Never. Does this mean Kathy looks like a little boy or that Bieber truly looks like a lady?