At 2:00 AM on Saturday morning, 70-year-old Jacqueline Cutright's Akron, Ohio home was robbed by a man wearing a clown mask and waving a knife. How did Cutright react? By remaining on the toilet! Cutright's charming local news interview, inside.

What's your favorite line of Cutright's from the interview? Feel free to dish in the comments.

[The Daily What]