Today we looked at Fox News head Roger Ailes's descent into madness. What could be behind it? Some sort of psychiatric problem? Most likely, yes. Though one commenter provided a compelling alternate theory.
I've got a competing diagnosis:
I think whatever evil wizard sculpted this wretched homunculus out of rendered pork fat has been snatched away to a dark dimension. Now the black, eldritch power sustaining Ailes is fading, and his unstable proclamations are just a symptom showing he will soon revert to a flaccid pool of lipids.