Tonight on 60 Minutes Mark Wahlberg took us on a tour of his hometown of Dorchester, Mass., recounting a beer-run gone horribly wrong and his rise from behind bars to the upper echelons of the Funky Bunch.
Reporter Lara Logan interviews Wahlberg about his salacious past, from participating in criminal hijinks as a teen in Boston to his skeevy-in-a-different-way rebirth as "Marky Mark." Uncomfortableness at young Mark's expense ensues.
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Luckily he's left both those personas far behind him, giving us the remarkably lovable, invincible actor/producer/total studmuffin we know today. Our eyes can all breathe a sigh of relief.