Strategist-for-Hire Meghan McCain Wants to 'Kick Obama's Ass'S

Take note, 2012 Republican presidential candidates: Alleged pundit Meghan McCain is available as a "strategist" for the election cycle; one of you'd better snatch her up post-haste! She will help you "kick Obama's ass," as she did in 2008.

In fact, one person hears that various campaigns are already soliciting her dynamo political mind, which went 1-for-5 in election night predictions. That person is... Meghan McCain! From Politico:

Speaking at the Miami Book Fair International to promote her book, "Dirty Sexy Politics," the daughter of Sen. John McCain expressed an interest in working as a Republican "strategist."

"I've already had people interested in me working, which is unbelievably flattering," McCain said. "I want to go out and do it all over again with somebody else — I want to go get a Republican elected. I want to kick Obama's ass the next election and get a Republican elected."

Why doesn't she just run herself? Sure, you need to be 35, but can't Sen. You-know-who from Arizona get her some sort of waiver? Because we can't visualize her middle-managing any Huckabee, Romney, Palin or Gingrich campaign.

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