Simple-minded Alaskan nature guide Sarah Palin told unbiased journalist Sean Hannity that she won't bother speaking to biased interviewers like Katie Couric, whose biased questions about what newspapers Palin reads are biased. After all, Sarah Palin is a journalist.
"I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree. I studied journalism, who, what, where, when, and why of reporting," said Palin last night, spewing all of the words that she wrote on flashcards and memorized to guide her ethical decision-making during her months as a sports reporter for the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman.
Also, Katie Couric's not on Fox, so, you know, contractual obligations and all.