Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.
TSA scans me, misses ax, but dentist spots a cracked molar. Scanners pick up on tennis blaster. Turkey arrested. All is well.less than a minute ago via web
Martin loves the TSA for helping him keep up with his dental health!
One cool thing that no one is talking about is that the TSA scanners will be able to tell who does and doesn't have a boner.less than a minute ago via web
Eugene Mirman would try to spot boners if he was a TSA agent.
Courtney Love tweets nearly-nude pic of self. That's the scariest nude image since Sherri Sheppard went thru a TSA screener at JFK!less than a minute ago via web
Lisa Lampanelli pokes fun at Courtney Love.
#truth RT @TSAgov: When @sn00ki comes through security, we like to turn on House music and watch her dance in the scanner. <3 snooks #tsaless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter
Snooki, wants to fist-pump for her fans in the TSA scanner. Please don't, Snooki. If you do, let's hope it doesn't get leaked.
TSA Rips Open Dudes Piss-Bag. Fuck with TSA as much as possible this holiday season. http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/20…less than a minute ago via Facebook
Doug Stanhope wants you to stand up to the TSA this holiday season.