Martin loves the TSA for helping him keep up with his dental health!

Eugene Mirman would try to spot boners if he was a TSA agent.

Lisa Lampanelli pokes fun at Courtney Love.

Snooki, wants to fist-pump for her fans in the TSA scanner. Please don't, Snooki. If you do, let's hope it doesn't get leaked.

Doug Stanhope wants you to stand up to the TSA this holiday season.