Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.
TSA scans me, misses ax, but dentist spots a cracked molar. Scanners pick up on tennis blaster. Turkey arrested. All is well.
Martin loves the TSA for helping him keep up with his dental health!
One cool thing that no one is talking about is that the TSA scanners will be able to tell who does and doesn't have a boner.
Eugene Mirman would try to spot boners if he was a TSA agent.
Courtney Love tweets nearly-nude pic of self. That's the scariest nude image since Sherri Sheppard went thru a TSA screener at JFK!
Lisa Lampanelli pokes fun at Courtney Love.
Snooki, wants to fist-pump for her fans in the TSA scanner. Please don't, Snooki. If you do, let's hope it doesn't get leaked.
TSA Rips Open Dudes Piss-Bag. Fuck with TSA as much as possible this holiday season. http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/20…
Doug Stanhope wants you to stand up to the TSA this holiday season.