How is the airline industry's plan to save itself by showering passengers in booze coming along? Swimmingly (in booze)! Let's check in on the latest ways you can drunk at inappropriate times in airports across America.
USA Today has compiled a helpful list for the desperate alcoholic frequent fliers out there:
- Chicago: airport bars serve booze 24 hours a day. It's always 5 p.m. somewhere!
- Portland: airport stores sell booze as early as 5 a.m. It's always 5 a.m. somewhere!
- Vegas: liquor store in the baggage claim area. Wonderful!
[USA Today , photo via Mulmatsherm ]