Today at Gawker.TV, John Stamos shares raunchy tales with Chelsea Handler, the Kardashian sisters skirt around questions about their Kredit Kard Kontroversy, rookie reality judges, and Jimmy Kimmel tries to discover if Ben Affleck is a top or a bottom.

Jimmy Kimmel Attempts to Uncover Whether Ben Affleck's a Top or a Bottom
Ben Affleck was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and explained his complicated relationship/rivalry with fellow actor (and co-Oscar winner) Matt Damon. We've all been wondering: Is Ben Affleck a top or a bottom? Click through for the answer.

The Kardashian Sisters Awkwardly Dodge Credit Card Controversy in Good Day NY Interview
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have been under recent media fire due to conflicts with their newly released "Kardashian Kard." Check the clip to see how they have handled the drama surrounding the hidden fees associated with the pre-paid debit card.

John Stamos Gives a Raunchy, Entertaining Interview on Chelsea Lately
Viewers who tuned into last night's Chelsea Lately happened to catch a ridiculously entertaining segment with Stamos. He talks about Cloris Leachman's intentions to have sex with him, his love of Chelsea, Glee, and the name of his penis—Cyclops.

Skating With the Stars: Judge Holds Up a 7, Exclaims 8
Still working out the kinks! Judge Dick Button held up the wrong number for Jonny Moseley and Brooke Castile's skate routine, giving them an 8 for an artistic score but holding up a 7. Give this judge a 0!

Stephen Colbert Tackles Marriage, Tom Delay and Bridalplasty
Last night on The Colbert Report, our fearless host pulled out all the stops. Marriage! Tom Delay! Vapid Celebrity! Indignation about Bridalplasty and heartbreak over Tom Delay's imprisonment! Proper use of the word gerrymandering! Click through to watch.