Justin Bieber is doing some major 'illin today. Life is hard. Get well soon, Biebz!
Kelly Osbourne keeps getting woken up in the middle of the night. How maddening! She's so grumpy and tired! I guess she's not too grumpy and tired enough to stay awake and tweet about it. Life is hard.
Dave Hill is so mad that the internet has made buying items off drug dealers more difficult. Guess you're just going to have to spend more this holiday season, Dave. Life is hard.
Life is hard when ur stupid, Rev Run.
Kim Kardashian's social media is dead. RIP Kim Kardashian's social media. What will we do with without Kim Kardashian's tweets? Probably curl up in the fetal position and cry ourselves to sleep. Life is hard.