Kim Kardashian Is Not Having Kanye's Baby, and Other Sighs of ReliefS

Kanye West's giant penis did not put a baby in Kim. Kelsey Grammer will marry his mistress. Lil' Wayne's daughter gets diamonds for turning twelve. Demi Lovato hasn't apologized for punching her back-up dancer. Tuesday gossip is momentous.

  • Worry ye not, gossip warriors: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West aren't having a baby in world together. The Kanye-Kim baby rumor started on Media Takeout, which has officially squandered whatever authority they gained when Kanye confirmed that the pictures they published of his giant penis were real. Moral of the Story: Just because you've seen Kanye's penis doesn't mean you know him. It would have been a marvelous baby, though. The most entitled imaginary baby in the world. [People, MediaTakeout, image via Splash]

  • Lil' Wayne's daughter wore a tiara and got diamonds and a Gucci purse for her twelfth birthday. [MediaTakeout]

  • Kim Kardashian Is Not Having Kanye's Baby, and Other Sighs of ReliefAlex Welch, the 21-year-old back-up dancer Demi Lovato punched in the face during her pre-rehab meltdown, has yet to get an apology: "I've heard nothing. That's sad if you think that person is your friend." Did I mention Alex has a lawyer and is threatening to sue? Someone even gave a picture of her black eye to TMZ, hmm, who could have done that? Lovato's spokespeople say she "feels awful," but since they're "engaging" Welch's lawyer, she probably can't say anything to her. Liability is at stake! [People, TMZ, image via TMZ]

  • Kelsey Grammer proposed to the girlfriend he left his wife for. Kayte Walsh was photographed wearing a giant engagement ring. Ex-wife, Real Housewife, and irritable bowel advocate Camille Donatacci is going to eviscerate that pernicious bitch. [Radar]

  • Angelina Jolie wants the world to STFU about Shiloh's boy clothes: "I don't think it's for the world to interpret anything. She likes to dress like a boy and wants her hair cut like a boy and she wanted to be called 'John' for a while. Some kids wear capes and want to be Superman and she wants to be like her brothers. It's who she is." [DailyMail via NYDN]

  • Serena Williams had foot surgery, and is recovering with a Swarovski-bedazzled cast to "make the best out of a bad situation." Beauty is pain? [P6]

  • A guy was bidding on courtside Lakers seats at an auction for Charlize Theron's Africa Outreach charity, when Charlize jumped in said she'd go to the game, as a date, with the winner, thereby turning it into a date auction and totally ruining that lot for some guy who really just wanted to go with his wife. She earned $20,000 for her charity, though. [DailyMail]

  • Nine months after giving birth, Jim Carrey's singer/songwriter daughter Alex Santana is divorcing after a year of marriage. [DailyMail]

  • Jwoww is fighting her ex-boyfriend/ex-manager in court to get her naked pictures back. First she has to pay him back on old commissions, though. Let this be a lesson on the risk of mixing business with pleasure with naked pictures. [TMZ]