Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

My childhood hero, Lawrence Taylor, is accused of statutory rape. Now I wanna statutory rape somebody when I grow up.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhoneJason Biggs
biggsjason


Jason Biggs can only dream one day he'll be as good a statutory rapist as Lawrence Taylor.

The five most unappealing words in the English language: ˝Used hot tub for sale.˝less than a minute ago via WitStreamMichael Ian Black
michaelianblack


What would make it worse? Used Hot Tub For Sale On Craigs List.

My last meal? I want to go out like I fucking came in. Breastfed.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhoneKenny Powers
KFUCKINGP


Kenny Powers gets his affairs in order.

Just had the horrible realization that if Billy Joel someday dies of a heart attack, Twitter will explode.less than a minute ago via webPatton Oswalt
pattonoswalt


It is devastating to think this will one day happen. Twitter deserves to die if Billy Joel ever dies.

These carbs are attacking me. I can't stop http://yfrog.com/5gbtyjjless than a minute ago via YfrogRyan Seacrest
RyanSeacrest


OH NO! RYAN SEACREST IS BEING ATTACKED BY CARBOHYDRATES! FIGHT BACK, RYAN! FIGHT BACK!