Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

My childhood hero, Lawrence Taylor, is accused of statutory rape. Now I wanna statutory rape somebody when I grow up.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Jason Biggs
biggsjason


Jason Biggs can only dream one day he'll be as good a statutory rapist as Lawrence Taylor.

The five most unappealing words in the English language: ˝Used hot tub for sale.˝less than a minute ago via WitStream

Michael Ian Black
michaelianblack


What would make it worse? Used Hot Tub For Sale On Craigs List.

My last meal? I want to go out like I fucking came in. Breastfed.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Kenny Powers
KFUCKINGP


Kenny Powers gets his affairs in order.

Just had the horrible realization that if Billy Joel someday dies of a heart attack, Twitter will explode.less than a minute ago via web

Patton Oswalt
pattonoswalt


It is devastating to think this will one day happen. Twitter deserves to die if Billy Joel ever dies.

These carbs are attacking me. I can't stop http://yfrog.com/5gbtyjjless than a minute ago via Yfrog

Ryan Seacrest
RyanSeacrest


OH NO! RYAN SEACREST IS BEING ATTACKED BY CARBOHYDRATES! FIGHT BACK, RYAN! FIGHT BACK!