Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.
My childhood hero, Lawrence Taylor, is accused of statutory rape. Now I wanna statutory rape somebody when I grow up.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone
Jason Biggs can only dream one day he'll be as good a statutory rapist as Lawrence Taylor.
The five most unappealing words in the English language: ˝Used hot tub for sale.˝less than a minute ago via WitStream
Michael Ian Black
What would make it worse? Used Hot Tub For Sale On Craigs List.
My last meal? I want to go out like I fucking came in. Breastfed.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone
Kenny Powers gets his affairs in order.
Just had the horrible realization that if Billy Joel someday dies of a heart attack, Twitter will explode.less than a minute ago via web
It is devastating to think this will one day happen. Twitter deserves to die if Billy Joel ever dies.
These carbs are attacking me. I can't stop http://yfrog.com/5gbtyjjless than a minute ago via Yfrog
OH NO! RYAN SEACREST IS BEING ATTACKED BY CARBOHYDRATES! FIGHT BACK, RYAN! FIGHT BACK!