The clip of James Franco kissing himself from the NY Times series "Fourteen Actors Acting" is just the start; the whole thing couldn't be more pretentious. Now, for your entertainment, the most ridiculous moments from the set.

It's got Matt Damon yelling at no one and Robert Duvall shaving, plus Tilda Swinton crying and crying, set the score of a Hitchcock knock-off. Yes, please.