Apple Has No Idea Where Steve Jobs Is

Does anyone know where Steve Jobs is? Apple has something for him. According to California state records, Apple owes Steve Jobs $37.91—but they can't find him to deliver it themselves.

Here's a mysterious listing from the State of California's Unclaimed Property program:

Apple Has No Idea Where Steve Jobs Is

It's strange that Apple apparently owes their CEO $37.91. That the debt has been listed with the Unclaimed Property program is even weirder. According to its website, the program "holds property that has been turned over to the State of California for safekeeping by businesses when they lose contact with the property owner(s)". Maybe this is an extremely obscure prank? Either that, or Steve Jobs' iPhone reception is as bad as ours.