What the ever loving fuck, man? Does Depp just wake up and say, "Oh, well, today yes, we'll do the neckerchief, the bolo tie, the hat, the pearl button shirt, a dagger, a goatee, a mini pen knife, stirrups, calf skin chaps, and a machete. Great! I'm all set for church. Let's go!"
LOL, I'd probably be the same way, but geez man, you're embarasing us (men, in general).
Johnny Depp dresses the way all our 8-year-old selves thought we would dress when we grew up (that is, like Disney characters).
Goodness gracious, it was as if 13 year-old Chris was doing the interview. Get a hold of yourself man!