Today we talked about how to keep Walmart out of New York. People love to talk about Walmart! And fight about Walmart, too, like this warring pair right here.
Yeah, I love paying higher prices for all kinds of stuff. I mean, I'd much rather give my money to those who build in higher profit margins to what I buy than save it for myself to help me buy other stuff.
I want to go to Mom n' Pop stores where the selection is so crappy that I have to wind up visiting more than one M&P shop to get the stuff I need or want, and I'm happy to waste the time and gasoline to do it!
@DeadlyForceInstructor: I love filling our local landfills with tons of plastic Chinese products from WalMart that last a year or two. And then I want to return to WalMart to buy replacements. Then I love going back to the dump. I love to consume for sport because prices are just so low. And I'm happy renting storage facilities for all of my shit. And I love watching Storage Wars and Hoarding. And when I die, I'm going to get a WalMart coffin made of brass and velvet and shit, and it's going in a concrete-lined vault — deep in the ground so that I'll be safe from the elements. Because it's really all about ME. Isn't it?
That's a pretty good response! Though, what do I know? I don't shop at Walmart. I mean, the only people who shop at Walmart are p—
Oh, never mind.
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