Secret College Monk Orgy Draws Mild Rebuke

A professor at Aalborg University has been reprimanded after being taped participating in an orgy in which "four men wearing monk robes" had sex with a woman in one of the university's machine rooms. The orgy itself wasn't the problem.

"What consenting people get up to in their spare time is none of my business," said university rector Finn Kjærsdam. "But we're responsible for all university facilities, and we cannot and will not have things like that going on here."

The cleanliness of the university's machine room is the primary concern here. Denmark!

[Copenhagen Post via Inside Higher Ed. Photo via]