The scene: A luxe party at a Manhattan penthouse. Diddy hosts and livestreams video of his beautiful guests, like a model cavorting in a hot tub, surrounded by candles, one increasingly large flame—ohmigod! She's on fire! Everyone panic!
On Diddy's party livestream, hype man Kevin Hart was giving shout outs to Fabolous and Swizz Beatz last night, when suddenly a buxom babe was on fire, and not as a metaphor for being awesome. Kevin starts shrieking, "Did the camera catch that? Cut the camera off!"
Thank god there was plenty of water to put out the hair fire. You know that party smelled like a curling iron for the rest of the night, though. [P6]