Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Celebs Are FunnyYour daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Chevy gave us all cat urine detectors for the Holidays. No joke.less than a minute ago via Echofon

Oh, I would cherish that gift. Forever. And ever.

Awkward Holiday Card: "Thanks to a generous contribution to Planned Parenthood, an abortion will be performed in your name."less than a minute ago via Echofon

Oh I see what you did there, Seth MacFarlane.

I have the Antoine Dodson 'Hide you kids, hide you wife' song stuck in my head. Over and over.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Ugh, now we do too. "So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, SOO!"

Your desperate &misguided attempt to look younger is the reason your daughter doesn't look up to youless than a minute ago via Twittelator

It's funny because 99% of celebrities just got served. Ohhhshhh!

Jiggle Balls Jiggle Balls... oil them with myrrh... O what fun it is for those balls when your the jiggel-er...less than a minute ago via web

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