Jake Gyllenhaal Got Taylor Swift an $11,000 Guitar for Her Birthday

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift's relationship is still perfect in every way. Lindsay Lohan is scared of a photographer. Kanye's ex is out on the town. Demi Lovato's got a sex tape Saturday Gossip Roundup is happy to be here.

  • What'd you get your significant other for their birthday? Jake Gyllenhaal got his girlfriend (!) Taylor Swift an $11,000 guitar for her 21st birthday. It is a "vintage Gretsch guitar signed by country star Chet Atkins." Then they probably spent the whole day ambling around Park Slope, sipping lattes and eating apples and sitting by the fire and doing crafts and babysitting people's kids and writing poems. They are soooooo in love! [Daily Mail]

  • Disney star Demi Lovato's leaked boob pictures captivated the nation for a full day, but what's going to happen when her rumored sex tape is released? According to X17, "a sex tape featuring the barely legal singer/actress could leak any day now!" Is she smoking a bong full of salvia, too? This is going to hit with the force of 1,000 monster trucks. Stock up on bottled water and batteries. [X17]

  • Lindsay Lohan is being terrorized by a paparazzi driving a Prius with tinted windows who "follows her everywhere she goes, running up to her car and yelling at her every time her car comes to a stop." [TMZ]

  • New York Knicks star Amar'e Stoudemire is dating Kanye West's ex Amber Rose. They hung out at a party for LeBron James after a basketball game, and the New York Post makes it seem like they totally stole the spotlight at the party, but they're just saying that because they like the Knicks more than the Heat. It's a sports thing. [P6]

  • Former Desperate Housewives star Nicollette Sheridan sued ABC for $20 million, alleging that the creator of the show assaulted her and discriminated against her because she was a woman. She's dropping the claims of physical and emotional injury. But what about everyone harmed by watching Desperate Housewives? This is like a mass murderer suing Smith & Wesson because his gun jammed during a rampage. [Radar]

  • Jake Gyllenhaal Got Taylor Swift an $11,000 Guitar for Her Birthday

  • Paris Hilton's Christmas card is very Paris Hilton. It features her in a tiny silver dress, sitting in a weird golden chair. [Radar]

  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are having an "adventure" for Christmas. "We're going to travel with the kids and go to a random part of the world," Jolie said. Skokie, Illinois, get ready! [People]

  • Four days before she and Ryan Reynolds broke up, Scarlett Johansson was spotted screaming on the phone and storming into her New York apartment. Eh, she'd probably just seen the Spider-Man musical or something. [Us Weekly]