Bank of America Now Controls BrianMoynihanSucks.comS

Considering a website about Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan? You'll have to think of something more creative than "BianMoynihanSucks.com," since it and "BrianMoynihanBlows.com" were registered by Bank of America, possibly in advance of Wikileaks revelations. Don't worry, though!

You've still got options. To the best of my knowledge, the following domain names have not yet been registered.

  • BrianMoynihanIsPrettyLame.com
  • BrianMoynihanTotallySucks.org
  • OneThingThatSucksIsBrianMoynihan.ca
  • UghBrianMoynihanUghUghUgh.gov
  • BrianMoynihanIsJustTheWorstInMyOpinion.ly
  • BrianMoynihanSmellsKindOfLikeHam.edu
  • BrianMoynihanKeepsLeavingTheToiletSeatUp.it
  • IsItTrueThatBrianMoynihansFavoriteTVShowIsAmericanDad.fr
  • BrianMoynihanDoesntEverBrushHisTeeth.co.uk
  • GodWhyWon'tBrianMoynihanShutUpAboutHisStupidTripToTurkey.com
  • IHeardThatBrianMoynihanWroteAPoemToJennaInAccountingIsntThatSuperWeird.mil
  • ISawBrianMoynihanBuyingANicklebackCD.net
  • BrianMoynihanIsGreatSike.org
  • VikramPanditSucks.com

Get cracking and one could be yours! But as payment, you have to give me an email address.

[Business Insider]