The House Bristol's Cha-Cha BoughtS

Bristol Palin's new home in Maricopa, Arizona's Cobblestone Farms subdivision has five bedrooms and a three-car garage. (The better not to contribute to the myth of global warming with.) Arizona really is a cursed state, isn't it?

Between the Scottsdale's nightlife, Joe Arpaio, and Bristol the Pistol: A Country Western, Arizona is officially the trashiest state in the union. (See here, here, here, here, and here for more evidence.) Bravo is probably figuring out how quickly they can get a Real Housewives franchise there, as we speak. [TMZ, image via Pacific Coast News, click to enlarge]

Previously:

Bristol Palin Is Going to College, and Other Christmas Miracles
Arizona at War: Who Is the Real Party King of Scottsdale?
The Party King of Scottsdale's $500,000 Christmas Fete