Cory Booker Is Going to Break His BackS

Major snowstorms are a great opportunity for mayors to look useful, perhaps even human. Newark Mayor Cory Booker, for example, is shoveling snow and running errands for every lazy bum who asks him, on Twitter.

While New Jersey's state leadership, Governor Chris Christie (R-Sandwiches) and his lieutenant, fucked off for vacations to Disney World and Mexico, respectively, the mayors are running constituent services via the blue idiot-typing website, Twitter.

Look outside, Newark! Because Cory Booker "just doug out ur car":

Cory Booker Is Going to Break His Back

Some HACKS keep impeding the city's progress, though:

Cory Booker Is Going to Break His Back

And this guy has probably learned to stop cursing about how he doesn't want to shovel, after Cory Booker showed up and publicly humiliated him:

Cory Booker Is Going to Break His Back

Has your mayor called you a lazy douche today?