Last night we looked at a crazy sex story out of Seattle involving sisters, a threesome, and a carport. Early this morning, a commenter filled us in on just what the heck was going on there.
From Hatless Suspect v2.0:
Seattle's newest club is Carports. It's got barely incestuous half-naked sisters, murderous cousins, oil stains stained with semen, and semi detachable ashtrays that fly through the air like muppets doing karate.