We all know that the people who make the Bachelor don't have much shame, but last night they reached a new apex. In their attempt to market Brad as a sensitive hunk looking for love and redemption, they really scored.

You see, it all started a few years ago when Brad rejected both final contestants in Season 11 of the show. Then, he became a really hated individual and did a lot of soul searching. Now, after a bit of therapy and some time with his nieces, he's ready to find love on a reality show, for real this time. As he says, "here I am, right now." Cue working out montage!