Report: John Edwards Asked Rielle to Marry Him (Updated)

That strange shifting you just felt in the ground? Elizabeth Edwards rolling over in her fresh grave. The National Enquirer reports John Edwards "proposed to Rielle Hunter. Apparently Elizabeth's children are already working on their escape pumpkin. [via HuffPo]

Update:

As many of you pointed out, this post originally linked to an article dating to early 2010, whereas the correct one—which is on the cover of this week's Enquirer— is here. Maybe the Enquirer could consider posting publication dates next to its articles on the Web, so we might avoid this sort of thing in the future? —Editor