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Submit your captions in the comments only. (If you're not a commenter, see here for details on how to become one.) The deadline for contest entries is Monday, January 10th at 12 pm ET. We'll pick a winner from the comments on this post and notify him/her by email shortly thereafter. This means you must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. All standard Gawker contest rules apply, naturally.