On tonight's Late Show, David Letterman welcomed Snooki���or Nicole Polizzi, if you're taking her seriously���on to read the night's Top 10 List, which was "Reasons to Buy the New Snooki Book." She looked shorter than normal. Watch inside.

For those unable/unwilling to watch the video, here's the list:

  • 10) 200 PAGES OF HANGOVER CURES
  • 9) IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS SHOW, THEN YOUR STANDARDS CAN'T BE TOO HIGH
  • 8) J-WOWW GAVE IT 5 WOWWS
  • 7) IT'S SO GOOD, PAULY D WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO READ
  • 6) SHOW ME YOUR RECEIPT AND I'LL GRIND WITH YOU AT ANY NIGHTCLUB OF YOUR CHOICE
  • 5) INCLUDES HELPFUL TIPS ON HOW TO CLEAN RON-RON JUICE OUT OF YOUR CAMARO
  • 4) IF EVERYBODY BUYS MY BOOK, THE ECONOMY WILL BE FIXED
  • 3) COMES WITH A BLANK PAGE WHERE YOU CAN STICK YOUR GUM
  • 2) IF YOU DON'T, I'LL SEND A JUICED-UP GUIDO TO YOUR HOUSE
  • 1) THE FINEST WORK OF LITERATURE EVER WRITTEN BY AN AUTHOR NAMED SNOOKI

[Late Show with David Letterman]