Unfortunate news about Ted "Golden Voice" Williams, Raising Hope gets a full-season order, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo head to Hawaii Five-o, tons of new TV shows premiere tonight and actually, Sarah Palin's Alaska might return for another season. Sorry.

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What's New on TV Tonight

8 PM — 9 PM
NBC: The Biggest Loser
ABC: No Ordinary Family
PBS: Nova
Animal Planet: I, Predator (Season Premiere)
Travel: Mysteries at the Museum

9 PM — 10 PM
CBS: NCIS: Los Angeles
FOX: Million Dollar Money Drop
BBC America: Ramsay's Best Restaurant
Bravo: Millionaire Matchmaker (Season Finale)
Discovery: Dirty Jobs
TLC: What Not to Wear

10 PM — 11 PM
ABC: Detroit 1-8-7
CBS: The Good Wife
NBC: Parenthood
PBS: Independent Lens
Bravo: The Fashion Show
BET: The Game (Season Premiere)
Comedy Central: Tosh.0 (Season Premiere)
(10:30) The Onion's SportsDome (Series Premiere)
FX: Lights Out (Series Premiere)
MTV: Teen Mom 2 (Season Premiere)
TBS: Glory Daze
TNT: Southland

Tonight's Late Night Guests
The Daily Show: Colin Firth (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Chris Hughes (Comedy Central)
Conan: Javier Bardem, Rashida Jones, Steel Train (TBS)
Lopez Tonight: Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Maz Jobrani (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Zach Gilford (E!)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Channing Tatum, Mamie Gummer, A Day To Remember (ABC)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Bill Maher, Melissa McCarthy, the Duke Spirit (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Jennifer Connelly, Jerry O'Connell, Tom Tom Club (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Vince Vaughn, Mike Wolfe & Frank Fritz, Cage the Elephant (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Paula Abdul, Dave Attell (CBS)

In TV News...

  • MTV and Comedy Central are teaming up to create a new awards show to honor comedy, comedians, and all things funny. The Comedy Awards will be taped on March 26th and will air on Comedy Central, Spike TV, TV Land, VH1 and Nick At Nite. [TV Squad]
  • The Big Bang Theory's Johnny Galecki will appear on the next season of Entourage as a "tougher version of himself" that will compete against Eric to win over Sloan. [E! Online]
  • Don't get too used the lack of Sarah Palin on TV—TLC execs say that no decision has been reached about whether or not Sarah Palin's Alaska will return for a second season. [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • Spoiler alert: The Office's Jan (Meloria Hardin) will return to the show in February. [TV Guide]
  • The list of celebrity presenters for the Golden Globes is out. So, who do you think will be the drunkest? [Movieline]
  • Disney Junior, a new network for 2-7 year-olds, will launch on February 14th. [Deadline]
  • Fox has renewed Raising Hope, and not-so-mysteriously, have said nothing about renewing Running Wilde. [Vulture]
  • The Real Housewives of New York City's Countess Luann has found herself in the middle of a PR mess—her daughter, Victoria, was caught using the n-word in a YouTube video. [Pop Eater]
  • Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey will guest-star on Hawaii Five-0. They'll play an engaged couple that are kidnapped by pirates. [People]
  • Snoop Dogg will appear as himself on 90210, and will share the screen with Dixon. [TVLine]
  • Dr. Drew Pinsky will host a new half-hour daytime talk show on The CW called Dr. Drew's Lifechangers. [TV Squad]
  • Well, that didn't take too long... the LAPD detained Ted "Golden Voice" Williams last night following an altercation with his daughter over money. [The Daily What]
  • Current TV has begun airing This American Life's brief foray into cable television. [Pop Candy]
  • It's that time of year again, when the lackluster pilots get thrown away for good and new series sneak into their open time slot. Revisit the past with "Ten Notable Mid-season Replacements—And the Shows They Replaced." [Warming Glow]

Around the Web...

  • The Verizon iPhone is now a reality. Might I suggest reading up on all the gory details over at Giz? [Gizmodo]
  • Happythankyoumoreplease, a film by Josh Radnor (Ted from How I Met Your Mother) will be released in theaters on March 4th. Click through to the link to see the movie's poster. [Vulture]
  • After reading these failed Jelly Belly flavors, the popcorn variety doesn't seem all that bad anymore! [Buzzfeed]
  • What are the five most annoying types of email signatures—and more importantly, are you using one of them? [Urlesque]
  • A Florida woman discovered the world's first orange-colored alligator. Was this in the green river of dead fish? [Neatorama]
  • Despite it's catastrophic injuries, Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark is currently Broadway's highest-grossing show. Go figure. [The A.V. Club]
  • A sign of the times: Myspace has laid off nearly half of it's employees. Perhaps they can find a job at facebook? [Geekosystem]
  • This list of "14 Movies from 2010 That You Already Forgot" is funny because it's true. [Best Week Ever]
  • Read this cute interview with Amy Poehler, in which she talks about living in New York City and Parks and Recreation. [LA Times]