Michael Bloomberg Was Relaxing in Bermuda During the Snowpocalypse

The New York Times poses an ontological riddle: If a billionaire mayor's private jet was spotted on the tropical island where he keeps a $10 million estate during New York City's apocalyptic blizzard, does that mean he was there too?

Correction: Bermuda is not in the Caribbean Ocean. Who knew?

[Photo of Bermuda beach by Patrick Wheaton/Flickr. Photo of Bloomberg via Getty Images]