The Way We Live Now: aspiring to livability. That would be great, to be able to afford to live. Having an adequate amount of a stable currency? That's it. Gives us a warm feeling, like the heroin rich people get.
We'll tell you what we'll do. We can offer you some other things instead. Like a 67% state tax increase. That we can do. We're also prepared to throw in a study saying that most rich people "don't feel very rich." That's something you can take home and treasure. Even if you were rich, you wouldn't feel like it, so why be rich? You got it now.
As a special one-time offer, we'll also see to it that your nation's once-proud currency slowly but surely becomes less desirable than the Chinese yuan, and even—here's the kicker—less popular than the currency of the war-torn country that you recently invaded.