Today we looked at a silly uproar over a sex ed teacher's "Vagina Dance" song. Vagina-talk, in our health classes?? What could possibly be next? Well, one commenter already knows.

From OliversArmy:

Meanwhile, the math teacher has rethought her lesson plan The Vagina Monologarithms.

Similarly, French classes will no longer teach Balzac, for obvious reasons.