No need to buy that Ophiuchus nameplate necklace: Your sign hasn't changed, and astronomers talking about astrology is not cool said Dr. Craig Martin to Gawker.TV about yesterday's self-image-shattering news.

That 2009 start date you saw on Facebook? Baloney.

No seriously, this does not explain anything. Your sign hasn't changed.

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