Owen Wilson Welcomes Baby Boy with Traditional Hula Dance

Owen Wilson had a baby boy. Kim Kardashian tweeted a picture of herself in a tiny bikini. Charlie Sheen slept with five women at once. Selena Gomez removed her purity ring. Saturday Gossip Roundup!

  • Owen Wilson had his first baby, a boy, in Hawaii with his girlfriend Jade Duell. He is so excited that he has "been doing a celebratory hula dance all afternoon. Congratulations, Owen. If you were a baby, wouldn't you be a little scared of Owen Wilson's trademark handsome glare? It seems like a little intense for a newborn. I'm sure he'll be a good father, but just don't do the handsome face! [US]

  • Owen Wilson Welcomes Baby Boy with Traditional Hula Dance

  • Kim Kardashian tweeted a picture of her in a sexy bikini for a photo shoot wearing an enormous diamond necklace. "2sexy2tweet?" she asked. Think about it; in a pre-Twitter world this image would have never reached the public—we would have had to just go on Google image search and find one of the other million pictures of Kim in a bikini. Twitter! [Kim Kardashian]

  • Could Prince William's fiance, Kate Middleton, be on the cover of Harper's Bazaar? (And also every other magazine on basically the entire planet?) Probably! [P6]

  • Hey, looks like Alicia Silverstone is expecting her first son with her husband Christopher Jarecki. [People]

  • Charlie Sheen recently went on another drugs-sex-and-booze bender. According to Radar, he had an orgy with five women at the same time! Let's count: 1) Porn star Bree Olson, a Sheen favorite; 2) Jesse James' mistress Bombshell McGee 3) McGee's friend, Lindsay Sinai 4) and 5) Two "busty blondes" who "had enormous boobs and were clearly porn stars. This is sort of like the sad version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas". [Radar]

  • Oh, and CBS has 'a high level of concern' about Charlie Sheen, seeing as he stars in their hit sit com Two and a Half Men. Said CBS entertainment chief Nina Tassler: "This man is a father. He's got children. He has a family. So obviously there's concern on a personal level." However, Tassler says he's doing his job fine. Can't begrudge a man a few hooker scandals if he shows up to work on time. [People]

  • So, 16-year-old pop songbird Justin Bieber and 18-year-old Disney star Selena Gomez are probably dating. According to the National Enquirer Selena took off the "purity ring" she's been wearing for a while. We will not speculate about what this means, because that is probably illegal in many states. [Celebitchy]

  • Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez = Justena? Biebez? E! goes through the possibilities. We say just call them adorable. [E!]

  • Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean checked into rehab after staffers on the Backstreet Boys tour said they'd quit unless he got help. Apparently he got really drunk on Backstreet Boys fan cruise. But wouldn't you? [TMZ]